Streamline Spotlight: Sabine Ong, Project Manager for Streamline Studios

Welcome to Streamline Media Group’s ongoing blog series where we interview a Streamliner from one of SMG’s business divisions.

I spoke with Sabine Ong, a project manager at Streamline Studios (SLS), to discuss what exactly a project manager does, especially for a studio such as Streamline Studios.

Streamline Studios is Streamline Media Group’s business division that covers a multitude of aspects of games development, from pre-production to post-production, and everything in-between. Since its founding in 2001, SLS has worked with international clients of all sizes to help them achieve their vision and accomplish their game dev goals.




Can you please introduce yourself and your role in Streamline Studios?

Hey there! I’m Sabine, a project manager here at Streamline Studios. I have always loved video games and film since a young age so it’s a privilege to have been given the chance to work here.


How long have you been in this role? Approximately how many projects do you estimate you have worked on since becoming a project manager?

I’ve been here for a little over two years now and have worked on approximately fourteen-to-sixteen projects. Some projects are long-term while some can be as short as a month. In fact, there’s a project that I’ve worked on since I joined and it’s still ongoing!


Prior to becoming a project manager, did you have any other roles at Streamline Studios?

Nope, this is my first role in Streamline Studios or even in the video games industry.


What does a project manager do? What are your day-to-day responsibilities?

We do many things! Ultimately our goal is to make sure that the projects run as smoothly as possible on all fronts. Some examples are making sure that information is being communicated to and from all parties involved, keeping tasks on schedule or rescheduling if necessary, making sure the team has the hardware or software they need, and troubleshooting. We’re the bridge that connects and facilitates everyone in the whole process.

On top of all that, we’re working with teams that are made up of complex individuals in many different roles. We’re very entrenched with running the company so we also get involved with reviews, promotions, acclimatizing new employees, and even performance issues.


What tools and software do you use on a regular basis?

Here at Streamline, Streamframe is our go-to project management tool. We use it every day to keep track of all progress and communicate within the organization. It really helps that we have a central tool considering the number of projects we work on.

Other software we mainly use to help with our work is Microsoft Office: Excel, Word, and PowerPoint. We do occasionally use other tools which are project dependent and based on what the clients need.


What are some of the skills that are needed to be a good project manager?

The most important skills are people and communication skills. We’re constantly having to interact with all kinds of people across different languages, cultures, and regions. It’s important that we know how to listen, to communicate, and to relate to others, from clients to artists to managers on a professional level. We also need to effectively convey vision, ideas, goals, and issues as well as produce reports and presentations.

Other essential skills would be leadership, time management, planning skills, negotiation, risk management, and subject matter expertise.

The most important skills are people and communication skills.



How is the role of a project manager different when working for a studio that does co-development?

We have multiple projects and shorter timeframes. We tend to be involved with several projects at any one time so keeping a cool head is important. The pace at which we work also greatly differs; some things are more urgent and need to go at a faster speed. Because of that changes happen very often, we have to be constantly on our feet and adapt quickly to the changes that happen. This means we gain experience faster by going through more project cycles.

We also have better insight into the market as we work with multiple clients. We can see what they are doing and how different each company manages their projects. This gives us the opportunity to take the things that work for us and implement it into our own workflows.


How does your role change throughout a project, from pre-production to production, to wrapping up a project and submitting the final assets to the client?

I’d say that differs with the working style of each project manager. For me, I like to get my hands dirty and get involved with the team in the pre-production and production phases. I love to collaborate with the art director, leads, and artists on the creative process figuring out new ideas or techniques to solve the needs of our clients. Everyone involved can have great ideas so it’s up to us to facilitate that and ensure we’re all contributing to make it better.

Nearing the end of a project, we must ensure that everything has been delivered to the client, so we’ll need to facilitate the submission process. You could say that we’re a collector at this point as we gather all the work that has been done, whether it be documentation or source files, and deliver it to the client. At the same time, we would have to work on finalizing various reports and analyzing the results. It’s the time when we can look back to see what went right, what went wrong and how we can improve for the next round. Think of it as a kaizen process where we are always continuously learning and improving.

[Editor’s note: Kaizen is a Japanese word for “improvement.” In business terms, it refers to the practice of continually improving one’s business processes.]


What have you learned about being a project manager?

The key is communication. We often say that this is important but it’s also the hardest thing to do or make happen on all levels. It is the thing that drives the work and makes sure things are running smoothly. Whenever a breakdown happens, a problem tends to pop up and time is needed to fix it. One must have lots of endurance and discipline to avoid that as much as possible.

Another thing would be that to it’s okay to make mistakes. To err is human but it’s more about how we turn things around and do better. If we make a mistake, we should own up to it and avoid excuses or lay blame. We deal with the facts, see what can be done to avoid this happening again or to mitigate it as much as possible, and move forward.


Are you working on any projects that you can talk about publicly? If so, can you elaborate on what those projects are, and when we can expect to hear more about them?

Unfortunately, not now. Most projects I’m involved in are in the pre-production phases, so it’ll take a few years before I can even talk about them. But I can say I have worked with clients from all over the world like Japan, USA, and China, so that’s what’s exciting!


What’s the best part about being a project manager at Streamline Studios?

The diversity. Diverse cultures, people, and projects. I’ve worked with many people across different cultures and many different projects in scale and genres. There’s never a dull moment!


Anything else you would like to add?

It all sounds rather stressful, but I want to say that it’s been a very rewarding experience working here as a project manager. All the blood, sweat, and tears are worth it when I see what the team here at Streamline has constantly achieved and continues to strive for.



Special thanks to Sabine Ong for her insight on being a project manager for Streamline Studios.

Sabine is just one of the many experienced creative team members at Streamline Studios who dedicate themselves to helping bring their clients’ projects to completion.

If you’re interested in knowing more or would like to work with Streamline Studios, please reach out to us -- and we are hiring!

Recapping DNA Serverware – A Gathering of Gamers

With hundreds of participants flooding the scenes of Four Points by Sheraton Puchong, DNA Serverware achieved their set aims to reach and unite key players of the gaming scene in Malaysia by showing strong numbers at the second edition of the gamers’ gathering.

The event united prominent game developers, exotic cosplayers, famous gaming personalities that brought vibrant energy to the event. Some key players in the games scene shared their journey in games and provided interesting perspective citing where the industry is headed to. Among the participants, Streamline Studios was represented by Learning & Development Manager, Azlan Ismail who rocked the stage with strong energy while he shared about key opportunities that exist in the games industry with an attentive audience.

All in all, the event served as a great platform where many business relationships were built, great ideas and knowledge shared. More importantly, we witnessed a strong sense of unity between the different players in the industry that came together to grow, play and share which was the big win overall.


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Recapping Gamescom 2017

With hundreds of thousands of gamers, journalists, developers and exhibitors descending on Cologne, Gamescom is a must-attend in the video game industry. This year was no exception.

We love going to the convention. It’s great place for us to take the pulse of the industry. And this year we sensed something exciting.

Games are in full dev. Incredible titles are in the pipelines of studios worldwide. Technology is advancing in huge leaps. An industry is rapidly evolving right before our eyes and rising to new heights.

Europe’s development scene is in full-up mode, including a strong focus on mobile. Products are starting to flow into the marketplace. As the complexity of games increases, co-development projects are starting to become the norm, partnerships forming to create solutions from multiple levels of expertise.

We’re also seeing the emergence of new players entering the space. Brands and industries are sensing opportunities to use games to forge connections with consumers and expand the scope of games in multiple directions. The focus is not so much on how to get into games, but how to join game projects as a multi-touch experience, increasing a game’s value by creating experiences around a game. An example would be Rockstar’s promotion tie-in with Gears of War.
As these ideas flowed across our Gamescom meetings, the idea of co-development emerged as a logical response to industry trends. There appeared no better way to alleviate risk and promote participation than by redefining partnerships in the external development space. Streamframe, our development management software system, is custom built to ease the workflow in the co-development process and response to the platform at the show was terrific. It confirmed our thinking on the evolution of the industry and made us excited at the possibilities on the horizon for the entire industry.

With the games industry heading north of $100 billion dollars, the technologies and stories to be told are boundless. And so was the palpable sense of excitement on the floor of Gamescom 2017.

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How Do You Become A Video Game Designer?

How to be a video game designer? Play games. Don’t play games. A contradiction? No. Here’s why.


First the yes. Playing games is where you begin for a very simple reason. You’re going to be designing games people play. So a basic understanding of what is good gameplay and what is bad gameplay is critical. An ugly game with great gameplay will do a lot better than a great looking game with mediocre gameplay. So understanding the difference is step number one and the best way to learn is break out the controller and play. And play. And play.

Okay, you played all the way through school and became a game ninja, and now you have to pay the rent. Bummer. What are you going to do? Become a video game designer, right? Okay, but what does that mean?

Well, in a very fundamental sense it means stop playing video games.


Let me explain.

Don't Play

The goal is not to become a video game designer, but to become the absolute best video game designer you can possibly be and to do that you need the very broadest range of skills you can possibly get.

But not only skills, knowledge. Knowledge of art, design, architecture, music, writing, planning, thinking. Thinking is the most important thing, understanding conceptual thinking, how artists think, how filmmakers think, how they pose and answer conceptual problems. How business people think, how they budget, forecast, work financial deals across global borders. What don’t you need to know? You need to know everything, so start opening yourself up to all sorts of things. If you can do that and play games be my guest, but most likely you can’t, and increasing your knowledge base is critical if you ever hope to conquer the world of video game design.

Trust me. Every skill you acquire will be put to use in your career. Nothing is ever wasted. It’s just the way it works. So put down the controller and experience things, travel, sing, walk, run, learn what is meant by the phrase abstract thinking. It separates the bees from the wannabees.

That’s what I meant by yes and no. Play games and don’t play games. You need to do both.

So, you’re cramming all this wide world of things into your head (that never stops, btw) now what?


Let’s talk t-pose for a sec. T-pose is a concept that in any career you need one fundamental skill you can build on and rely on as you go forward. See? Like standing on one solid leg and all your other skill spread out from there. It looks like the letter T. So you begin there. Master one thing. Art. Programming. Producing. Writing. Wherever your career takes you (and if you’re talking video game designing it can bring you to a million different places,) you have that one core skill that anchors your entire career. Whatever that skill is master it. Not only will it provide stability in your career, but it will also serve as a key to get you going, to get you in the door, and ultimately, that’s your first goal: To get a job.

I guess that’s another way of saying master your tools. Learn several code languages, find out how to use Unity, learn how to build a budget in Excel. Like I said, what do you need to know? Everything.


The Magic Tool

I like to end with a little story. I met this guy at GDC earlier this year, nice guy, an old hand like me, and we were talking about designing, the difference between working in games and maybe something else, like graphic design. This guy had done both and more. In fact, at one point he’d been a draftsman in the Navy. He’d done a lot of stuff, so I asked was there one fundamental thing that worked across all designing disciplines? He thought about it a moment and then grabbed a pad out of his bag and threw a pencil on top. “Always start by working things out with pencil and paper.”

Don’t get hypnotized by technology. Great design is more fundamental. The most awesome design tool ever invented is a #2 pencil. Master that first.

Using Video Games To Change The World

Is it crazy to think video games might save the world? Read on.

There’s only so many hours in a week. I think about this stuff all the time. Tick tock. Life slipping by. So what do we do with all this precious time? Well, for one thing, we’re spending billions of hours a week playing games. Nice. Really. Why not kick back with a good old video game and conquer the world? Or the galaxy? We all love a good romp through the Outback in Horizon or embarking on a journey, as they say, without limits in Final Fantasy XV.

Remember the 60s? I didn’t think so. But between Beatles and Dick Nixon they started doing something no one else but a research scientist would find interesting. They started tracking our leisure time. How did they do that? I have no idea, but Jane McGonigal does. Check out her TED talk here. Cool stuff. I do know since that time we’ve gained about 8 hours a week. Does that sound like a lot? Research scientist say yes and who am I to argue with them?

Hey, you know what? I bet in the entire history of everything we’ve never had this much leisure time. Think about it. You can slay a wild slurpie any time you want at the local 7/11 (or global equivalent.) Try that in the Stone Age. We had bigger things to worry about back then. Or even the 1940s. They weren’t playing games. But now? The state of the art VR game almost defies imagination. And where it’s going is beyond belief.

But wait a sec. We’ve got big problems in the world, right? Hunger, obesity, poverty, wealth inequality, climate change, climate denial, the god and the godless, a world of clashes, and we collectively spend almost 20 billion hours a week playing games? You look at that long list of global woe, and you go, yeah, let my pull out the RPG and get lost. Reality sucks. I get it.

But the point McGonigal makes is this: We harness all that insane focused gamer-power and use it to do good. I mean if you can work your way through Dark Souls you might be able to work on world hunger. Or climate change.

People get into games. They take to them in a profound way. They connect with them; the stories, the characters, the environments; the subtexts, the colors, the music. It all matters. And it’s a fantastic opportunity.

I'm not suggesting mind-control. I’m suggesting mindfulness. And focus.

When people enter a world of games, when they begin the journey you’ve designed for them, the experience, they are surrendering to you. They are yours. And something else. They are leaving the real world behind.

Online they are entering a world of co-operation, problem-solving, and challenge. In many ways, in the world of games, they raise their game beyond what they do in the real world. And this becomes an opportunity to raise their awareness. Game playing, in a very fundamental way, can affect life playing in a very positive way. What if there was a way to harness gamers’ superpowers?

The team McGonigal worked on, Institute for the Future, put together a game called Superstruct. They got 8000 gamers to play. Their job was to ‘invent the future of energy, the future of food, the future of health, the future of security and the future of the social safety net.’ The solutions they came up were ‘insanely creative.’

Can video gamers save the world? Why not? Somebody has to.

What's The Entrepreneur's Secret Sauce? Ingredient #5 Sets You Free

They're the wizards of the business world. Striking out on their own and flipping companies like a short order cook at the pancake grill. But what's their secret?

They get up in the morning, stretch, brush their teeth and head to the local coffee shop, but that's where they change into a different being. Entrepreneurs approach their day with an entirely different perspective. Here are five ways the entrepreneur is different than the rest of us.

Why are they important? Because even if you don't own a business, these things will help you out in your life.


Here's a little nugget: Working as an entrepreneur you learn to never, ever discard any idea. I can't tell you how many times I've worked on an idea, said this idea sucks, it's wrong, it has no merit, then at the end of the process of refining it, I suddenly realize it's an excellent idea. In fact, my crappy idea mysteriously morphed into a winning idea.

How's that?

Why is that?

I don't know. But I do know it happens, and I do know talking to other entrepreneurs they do the same thing. Never make assumptions until it becomes abundantly clear you're down the wrong path. And even then, months later, you may discover, hey, that's where you want to be.

It's likely you're reading this post on a smartphone with a touch screen. Well, Hewlett-Packard invented that technology 30 years before it was put to use, and that was by another company. An idea they discarded as impractical was just an idea decades before it's time.

I have this thought that the brain doesn't come up with bad ideas. Another way of saying our brains are a lot smarter than we are. Our goal is to get out of the brain's way. Follow your gut. That's a way of saying a bad idea is just an idea that might not be understood yet. Give your ideas time. You might surprise yourself!

And when you get the idea going take the next step.

2. 30,000-FOOT VIEW

If you want to get a view of what's going on, take off to the clouds. Do you know that detached view of things you get when you're gazing out the window of a jet? The world is down there, but in an odd way it has nothing to do with you. Entrepreneurs learn to develop that detachment. Not every moment of the day, but now and then it helps just to float above a situation.
From 30, 000 feet you get to the long view. The little things disappear and the big things remain and your focus naturally drifts to the decisions that matter, the ones that make the difference. This helps in business, and it helps in life. And here's something else that helps.


I've been in production for almost 30 years, and I've seen two types of producers. Those who cause problems and those who prevent problems. Like most things in life, I think it boils down to a kind of fear.

Entrepreneurs see problems as opportunities. You get to strut your stuff. You get to rise to the challenge. You get to try out new ideas, uncover new techniques, discover new paths. Problems are anything but problems, unless you don't have the skill set or temperament to deal with them, then your approach is probably to cause more problems.

Ego comes into play as well. Real entrepreneurs are happy to find answers wherever they find them and give credit too. A great business is a place where everybody is working together, and that's the entrepreneur's ultimate goal - a functioning, well-oiled machine. Which brings us to this:


This is the no man is an island part of our program. You can't do it alone. You need your family. You need your friends. Your team. Your need your network. Your clients. Your competitors. A lot of business focuses on financials, time-management, asset deployment, P&L sheets, planning, but the critical component in any business, big or small, is people. If I've learned anything after years of running a business and doing deals it's this: take a long hard look at the people involved, and if there's any doubt, any hesitation about their behavior or character, walk. Life's too short. You can work with good people just as easily as you can work with jerks. Be careful. But always remember this next bit.


Okay, sometimes there is, I'll admit, but most times, most days, most decades there's not, and certainly life or decisions in business are rare. Why is this important? Entrepreneurs make hundreds of decisions, big and small. We all do. Heck, deciding what pants to wear is a daily decision, but entrepreneurs recognize the most important thing is to make a decision - good OR bad. Decisions lead to momentum, and lack of momentum is more critical to the life of a business than a bad decision. Most bad decisions don't turn out all bad. And bad decisions can often be transformed into a learning event.

Make the decision. Don't hem and haw endlessly at every fork in the road. Make a decision and move one. Sometimes the best decision is the wrong decision. I learned a valuable lesson from golf: never spoil a good shot with a bad mouth. In other words, after you swing, keep your mouth shut until you see the result. That way if the ball went someplace you didn't intend, but it turned out to be a good place, you can still take credit for it! Be decisive: the entrepreneur's creed.

How Do You Become A Video Game Developer?

We get asked questions like this at every show we attend. Here it is in 12 easy steps! And after the last step, we'll give you a magic key.

A studio like Streamline needs people. Needs all sorts of people. Over the next several months we’ll be looking at various ‘How to’ answers. Like ‘How to become a game designer.’ ‘How to become a game programmer.’ And ‘How to to become rich and influence people.’ Well, maybe we’ll skip that last one. If we knew the answer, we’d be running our vid game company from Kauai.
So, exactly how do you become a video game developer? That’s a pretty big question, maybe the biggest of them all. A video game developer is more a goal than a first step, but when we thought about it several ideas occurred to us, and the first one was obvious.


I mean a lot of work. There’s always a ton of things to do in development. Organizing and keeping track of it all becomes a major part of your skill set. You might be thinking 'I got that.' I mean compared to coding it’s a walk in the park to keep a to-do list. But you’re wrong to think that. Game dev is massively collaborative, all sort of people working toward a single goal and you don’t ever want to be the person who crashed the team. Understanding Agile and other productivity methods get you ready to be a team member. Become familiar with Jira and Trello, Slack and complex productivity platforms like Streamframe.


At our studios, we speak dozens of languages. Our team has a diverse cultural background. Being able to get along with all types of people is a critical job requirement. You won’t last long on any game development team if you turn into the ’squeaky wheel.’


Programming and art are what most people think of when they think of developing games, but there're other parts of the job that quickly become large tasks, like community management, promotion, marketing. It’s not enough to make the game; you need to sell the game too! There’s more than one game plan to bring to a video game company. Keep your focus broad. A background in computer skills can help you, yes, and everybody should have at least a passing knowledge of basic code, no matter what discipline you chose to follow. But if you have your path set on game dev, broaden your skills in as many areas as you can. Writing, music, art, programming, design, character dev. Sit back, look at your favorite game and figure out every component - how did they do that, how can YOU do that, what works and what doesn’t?
And go beyond game production. How did the tiny indie market the massive hit game? Brand the game? Get players and build a community? Make yourself valuable in as many areas as you can.


This is kind of the first thing you should ask yourself know matter what job you’re considering. I always tell folks to make sure you're climbing the right ladder. No use working your way to the top and then finding out you didn’t want to be a game developer after all. And believe me, a lot of people do that.
It’s an insanely competitive industry and the only way to the top is through consistent, focused, hard work. Hard work will pay off. But nothing will work if you heart is not really into it. Before you begin, ask yourself this and wait for an entirely honest answer: Do you really want to be a video game developer?


Do you want to know the secret to becoming a great game developer? Put in the time. There are no shortcuts.


Windows open and shut fast in this business. Be ready to jump through the first one you can. Take any opportunity you can to get in the door and go from there.

7. LEAD.

Find the technology edge of the industry and go three steps forward. I heard about this guy who once learned the ins and outs of SSL mixing boards. He had a gig at an industry trade show helping set up, but he got one of the techs to teach him things about this new technology they were displaying. When it came to the city, he was the only punk around who knew how to plug it in. Got an excellent job out of that in an industry impossible to get a job in. He was just a little ahead of the technology curve.


Be honest about the skills on your CV and bolster any holes in your skill set. If something looks a little thin, beef it up. For instance, get some familiarity with Cry Engine, Radiant, Source, and Unreal. It ain’t going to hurt. And knowledge of C++ is going help you get taken seriously.


Practice makes perfect (a hoary cliche if ever there was one. ) The best artists and programmers never settle for just knowing language and techniques. Master it.


What I mean is the best way of learning is by doing. Set your expectations to reasonable mode. Street Fighter V is not coming out of your bedroom, but basic fundamental game making skills are something you can get started on today. Why not go for it?


Every single great opportunity I’ve ever had came from people introducing me to other people. Get out there.


Yay! This is the best part, right? Become a game ninja. If you play games, you know games.
So if you want to become a video game developer, what are you waiting for?
Press play and go!

Thanks for reading. And below is that magic key we promised! Just click and get in touch with us.

The Idea of Video Game Art at Streamline Studios

We set a high bar for our digital art. But where do our ideas come from?


Have you read Neil Gaiman's 'American Gods'? If you haven't, stop reading this and read that right now. It's an unbound tsunami of creativity. You read a story of such intensity, and you think where did the dude come up with this stuff? Lucky for us, Neil is very forthcoming about his process.

"For me, inspiration comes from a bunch of places: desperation, deadlines… A lot of times ideas will turn up when you’re doing something else."

Sometimes I think perfecting your process, your workflow is the greatest key to getting a consistent creative result. But the real trick is to recognize when it's time to take a detour. Real creative inspiration often lies down the unexpected path.

". . . Ideas come from confluence — they come from two things flowing together. They come, essentially, from daydreaming. . . . "

An artist's work matures when they learn to recognize a detour as the main path. Not every detour turns into platinum inspiration, but every spark of authentic inspiration comes from an unexpected place.

"Writers tend to train themselves to notice when they’ve had an idea — it’s not that they have any more ideas or get inspired more than anything else; we just notice when it happens a little bit more."


Unleash Your Creativity: 5 Ways To Set Your Game Dev On Fire

Video Game Development sets a high bar. What are the keys to keeping the creative fires burning?


When I first started out, this single idea set my creative process free. My whole focus became please myself. And I had to try a lot of things to please myself. Once I had an idea I loved and was convinced it was the best I could do, I didn't give a hoot what anybody else felt. If they didn't like it, or my idea landed with a fatal splat, who cared? I embraced the possibility of failure, and it set me free. Ironically, I started having a lot of success.

"I have not failed. I found 10,000 ways that didn't work." Edison vs Tesla



By dream I mean take a walk in the woods and let your mind go. Do the dishes. Watch TV. Play a game. Distract yourself. I like to work on ideas then go to sleep. Invariably, I wake up with a some of the best ideas I'll ever have.

"Trying to force creativity is never good." Sarah McClauchian 'Angel'



How are you going to fly if you don't jump? I look for the single idea that scares the pants off me and go for that one. Sure, there's been times when that crazy risk turns into an abysmal, embarrassing failure. When that happens, refer to #1 on this list.

"The biggest risk is not taking a risk." Mark Zuckerberg vs a toaster



What does great creativity do? It connects. Become an observer of life. The more you understand what makes people smile, what makes them laugh, what makes them cry and what makes them love, the more you infuse your ideas with the deep humanity you need to make people connect with your work. Every bus ride, walk down the block, and hang out with friends is an opportunity to learn. I find a wall to lean against at big parties. It's who I am. But I also love people watching. It's how I learn things that help me write.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." Yogi Berra deja vu all over again



Back in the days when I was teaching music, I used to tell my students 'they call it playing.' Never get so rigid in your process you don't just let go and have fun. Follow your passions, work your craft, perfect your tools, but never forget sometimes to let go and rock. You bump into the most extraordinary ideas that way.

"Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game." Michael Jordan is rich

Are You So Dependent On Technology You Die Without It?

The tyranny of tools - the phrase kept coming into my mind. We've haplessly drifted into a place where we can't walk down a street without a technology leash.

I began thinking this way when I moved from team to team, and every team had a set of tools to increase our productivity. Each team had an almost religious fervor about 'their' tools being better than the tools those other teams used. Until there was an outbreak of tool envy and suddenly the team shifted into a new tool set. Slack, Jira, Asana, Whats App, Skype, Zoom, onto bigger things, Zoho, Salesforce, and bigger still, Hansoft, Streamframe.

Good steady workers keep their heads down and learn the ins and outs of these tools, the quirks, the shortcuts until they 'own' the technology, and the team starts to hum and settle in and then . . .

There's a new tool.

There's always a new tool.

It's the restless nature of the technology beast.

Code builds on code and spews out better tools.

Technology has the shelf life of a mayfly. 18 months. And the update better be revolutionary.

And what does that make us? Worker bees tied to the technology tit?

In his paper, Legacy Systems and Functional Cyborgizations of Humans, Alexander Chiselenko coined a word for what we become when we are too tightly bound to our technology: Fyborg - functional cyborgs. He even devised a self-test for you to check your fyborg status,

  • Are you dependent on technology to the extent that you could not survive without it?
  • Would you reject a lifestyle free of any technology even if you could endure it?
  • Would you feel embarrassed and "dehumanized" if somebody removed your artificial covers (clothing) and exposed your natural biological body in public?
  • Do you consider your bank deposits a more important personal resource storage system than your fat deposits?
  • Do you receive most of your knowledge about the world through artificial symbolic language, rather than natural sensory experience?
  • Do you identify yourself and judge other people more by possessions, ability to manipulate tools and positions in the technological and social systems than primary biological features?
  • Do you spend more time thinking about -- and discussing -- your external "possessions" and "accessories" than your internal "parts"?

If you answered "yes" to most of these questions you are already a cyborg! Congratulations!

Here's an amazing thing, of course. This is not a new test. It was first proposed in 1995. It's been appropriated in lots of ways, including by a rock band that called themselves, Fyborg. Catchy.

But let's be honest. Didn't we all answer yes to most of those questions?

And that's telling. In 1995 the odds were you might have failed the test. Twenty years later?